It’s so uncanny
How she is just liked that Christian tranny
On a mission like a school shooter
With her ammunition to brand me
And leaved me almost neutered
With her and his ambition
After I got in her panties
Back when I became a loser
The day that I came to lose her
Back when she was still eye candy
After her lies they almost put me in the back of a police cruiser
Because see she was more full of shit than manure
Back when she gave me that buckshot like I’m Bambi
And he came to commandeer
Was when I began to have my suspicions
Back in 08 when nobody would listen
And her me-too would used common fear
That every man has when theses lies first appear
But my rage of me still acting out makes me weird
Was why my enrage perception is what you weaponized
When you all decided to called me a queer
And not realized that everything I hear
And attacked my lingual out of your false fears
Though you would be the same way if you got upstaged
And you are reminded like I am every year
Even after they got engaged and disappeared
Back when she pretend that she was still single
And I fell for it back when we first mingled
And that is why I’ve got this chip on my shoulder
And it’s no Pringle
Back when she used me as a chauffeur
Though I never drove her
Back when she sunk our relationship
Until we were soon afterwards was over
Was when my anger towards her became colder
If I am to add another wrinkle
That makes me older
However not my anger not since she tricked me for a sequel
Back than back when she came and sunk us like a sinkhole
Back when her evil lies they came at me bolder
So why are you all shitting on me like a stink hole?
Inspired by Eminem’s Emulate https://youtu.be/0hjmQ6Rgu9w