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Ill-Advised

By Tic-Tac-Toe

 

(Intro) Oh, are you burning up like an inferno?

Are you clenching up your fist?

Are you taking this personal?

Than write it in your journal

Because fucking with me

Is gonna leave piss in your face

Like I’m R. Kelly and you are a urinal

 

{Verse 1} So think fast or start to gasp

Because with all my wise cracks

You should’ve known that I’m a smart ass

That’s out to highjack this rap game

So be afraid when I call out your name

Because I’m a man with no class

A student of the game

And a nuisance with a name

That’s out to lyrically whip your ass

And I bet if I asked you to recite the alphabet

You would probably forget the I and the Q

Making you a motherfucking dumb ass!

So don’t get cocky and dumb with me

Because like words that can kill

My lyrical skills will leave ya dead

Like that hockey mom from B.C.

So ya better turn on the A.C.

Because you’re now in the hot seat

And ya don’t wanna put the letter D in front of my anger

Unless ya wanna put your life in danger

Because I’m past annoyed, son

Ready to get saucy and drop on your ass

Like I’m a mother-fucking asteroid

So save your moxie or feel the wrath

Of getting your ass destroyed

Because I’m the Nazis and you’re Poland

And this is a takeover

And if ya don’t like that analogy

Than think of me as Jerry Sandusky

And you as your colon

Because you just got butt fucked

And your soul got stolen

And I’ve got no apology

Because I toldcha that I’m an asshole

Out to hold this rap game hostage

As if my name is Ariel Castro

I just hope I hold it longer

Than ten years though

Before I get caught

And have to hang myself

Inside my jail cell

 

(Hook) So get ready to have a heart attack

Because guess who’s back

With his calling card attached

To this rap, so perhaps

It’s ill-advised to be like me

Unless you wanna be vilified

And seen as the bad guy

Who’s always obscene

So it’s ill-advised to be like me

 

{Verse 2} Because it ain’t rocket science

I was born to be defiant and cause riots

Crush my competition like I’m a giant

So don’t fuck with my pride

Unless you wanna be fed to a bunch of lions

Because I’m killing it like I’m Dr. Kevorkian

Leaving my competition to decomposition

Because that’s the way I treat my opposition

Like they are college girls in a sorority house

And I’m Roger Elliot

That’s out to slaughter them

And leave it to the authorities to tally it up

Because I’m a sick, sick pup

With rabies coming out of my mouth

And I’m bad for your health

Unless ya wanna push up daisies

Because any insults you’ve got

Won’t faze me, I’ll just leave ya to sulk

With your panties all up in a knot

And all pissed off like the She Hulk

Because you ain’t man enough to be Incredible

Or be at my level even if ya drank a Red Bull

And got yourself a pair of wings

So when I’m dead and gone there’ll be no kings

Because I suffocate anyone who sits in my chair

Therefore there’s be no heir to my thrown

Just a bunch of squares

Wanna-be clones that died fixated

Giving those pricks another reason to hate it

And I don’t care if ya’s don’t like what I write

Ya’s can disappear like flight 370

And become a distant memory

Because I’m gonna do what I do!

 

(Hook) So get ready to have a heart attack

Because guess who’s back

With his calling card attached

To this rap, so perhaps

It’s ill-advised to be like me

Unless you wanna be vilified

And seen as the bad guy

Who’s always obscene

So it’s ill-advised to be like me

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